You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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