Me. At least after what I've been through.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Found your dick twin last night
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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