As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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