I wanna passion pit in your ass
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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