question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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