Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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