I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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