She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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