He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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