It's like God shit irony all over that family
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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