Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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