belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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