Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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