girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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