my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
