omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You surviving the open bar?
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Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Shame is for Republicans.
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