Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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