Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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