I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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