theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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