I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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