you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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