You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
this just has baby written all over it
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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