your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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