So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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