The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I am one with the molecules
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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