Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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