question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just want to make out with him forever
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Please don't give away my fajitas
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Come on in and take your pants off
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