the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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