Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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