I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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