Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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