I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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