I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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