The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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