xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You are the jesus of drinking
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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