I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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