I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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