Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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