she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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