oh god the rape fog is back!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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