11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
wow bdsm is so cute
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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