Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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