god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Randomize
