he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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