It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I can't turn off my feet"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
