I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
