he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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