I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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