I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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